Thursday, April 21, 2011

Rants- Cheesy Mangas Plots

Today I'm going to rant about cheesy manga plots. So I've read prolly close to 100+ or - (give or take) mangas in my life. (not that long life anyways) and I've seen some reoccurring scenes or predictable scenes. It comes naturally after you've read so many.
BEAUTIFUL BOY:
This is usually the most popular, most sought out boy at the school they attend. he's probably good at everything sport, academics, and has good looks.
Real life: probably good looking, might not be the whole school, maybe sports, but not academics... either or.
STUPID GIRL:
the main character is usually a klutz, who's innocent, naive and who fails at all sports and academic things. Her only redeeming feature is she's cute... as in she's short... as in "FUN SIZE".
REAL LIFE: IF ONLY!!!! unrealistically stupid girls that are short were likeable. (i'd have hope, HERP DERP) no but i think guys are more into smart and intelligent girls who are good at a lot of things and are TALL!!!! (that's just me stereotyping btw, sad. ):
NERD TURNED BISHIE:

This one is one of my faves!!! Cuz who doesn't like nerds (XD) but in most of these manga scenarios the guy (a nerd) wants to change or a girl just thought he needed help. so she decides to give him a make over, which mainly includes him taking off his glasses.
Real Life: you know if only life was just that easy, there would be no need for plastic surgery. just take off the glasses.
FALLING DOWN STAIRS:
so your main girl is walking on the stairs. OH NO! she's a KLUTZ! "she's going to fall" -falls- coincidentally a bishie just happens to be walking by "i will save you" (they usually don't say that) - grabs and catches- there might be a slow mo of them staring intently into each others eyes or not, give or take.
real life: oh no, she's falling, a conveniently placed bishie is close by. - she falls on to bottom- -bishie looks, keeps walking-
SEEMINGLY EVIL BOY WHO'S ACTUALLY REALLY KIND:
apparently these guys are ever so tough on the outside but they're actually the SWEETEST PERSON ON EARTH! *GASP* never going to happen, unless that person is some genius actor that can hide their personality...
THEIR GOOD LOOKING SISTERS:

Usually guys with good looking sisters have had bad ex-. SO! when the main girl character sees him with a BEAUTIFUL GIRL (in this case the sister) it will cause misunderstanding. -teehee >:) -
HAREM:
ANOTHER ONE OF MY FAVOURITES!!! WOOT XD. (usually in romance mangas the harems is for the girl. ) So the girl usually naive, innocent and dense, apparently attracts ALOT OF GUYS. like one after another with the things she does. they just COME TO HER like mouse to cheese, like rabbits to carrots like me to good food XD.
GUY WITH A BAD EX-:
This type of guy is usually the type of guy who's quiet at school, so he has an interesting past. either he still had feeling for the girl or the girl still has feelings for him or BOTH. But the guy's developing new feelings for the main character, but the EX- makes the girl uncomfortable.
You usually see this kind of thing happen when the guy has an older sister that gets mistaken as the beautiful ex.
CHILDHOOD FRIEND (1):
So there are TWO different childhood friend scenarios (WHAT ARE THE ODDS :O) the first one is basically GIRL and GUY were childhood friends and then one of them moves far away. But then he/she comes back and they still have feelings for each other. WOOP
CHILDHOOD FRIEND (2):
This is the childhood friend scenario where the girl and the guy has been together forever, like FOREVER! and they finally confess their feelings. WOOP

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